Guido: what are you doing up?
Zeke: not sleepy
Guido: so what are you doing? Online games?
Zeke: scrabble
Guido: who's winning?
Zeke: dunno
Guido: Are fake tattoos big with kids over there?
Zeke: dunno
Zeke: i think it was
Guido: Well, it might be again
Zeke: whyso?
Guido: You'll find out. Probably sometime this week.
Zeke: heh
Guido: Track down the car battery yet?
Zeke: tried to call them
Zeke: not getting thru
Zeke: wrote to them
Zeke: no reply
Guido: Do you know we have stores here dedicated to nothing but batteries?
Zeke: how do you mean?
Guido: All they sell is different types of batteries.
Zeke: mhm
Guido: Which I know doesn't help you, but I thought it was an interesting fact
Zeke: if you think so
Zeke: you at work?
Guido: Yep
Guido: mid-afternoon
Zeke: hmm
Zeke: wanted to go to kerala with the kids
Guido: when?
Zeke: can't get a fix on it
Guido: Just to go? Or for a reason?
Zeke: lot of things here
Guido: Rent a boat and go up and down the backwaters
Zeke: hmm
Guido: And take some pictures
Zeke: heh
Guido: If the battery thing becomes a hassle, let me know and I can see about getting another car.
Zeke: the cars fine i think man
Zeke: lets see
Zeke: else i send them a lawyerss notice
Zeke: works most times
Guido: ok
Zeke: will try to call them tom
Guido: give 'em hell
Guido: or whatever the Hindu version is
Zeke: hmm
Guido: I guess you don't have a hell. You just get reincarnated as something low.
Zeke: right
Zeke: i remember one such
Zeke: a rapist
Guido: It wasn't the raping that was the problem, it was the poisoned cows, thank you very much
Zeke: well figurative
Zeke: raped the holy cows' lives
Guido: I think I pinched some girls' bums, too
Zeke: ooooh
Zeke: i hope they hadn't washed it
Zeke: hehe
Guido: You're very odd
Guido: Besides, I atoned for most of my issues
Guido: At least for the ones I committed back then
Zeke: heh
Guido: I have to figure out where my village was
Zeke: have the name?
Guido: It's on the tape, I think, but he's so hard to understand. I'll have to have one of my cricket buddies over to listen to it and see if he can make it out. All I can get is the name Saathu Prakash.
Guido: Saadhu?
Zeke: sethu
Guido: really?
Zeke: you didn't put it on here
Zeke: so i guesws it must be that
Guido: I though it was the name that meant 'holy' or 'saint' or something
Zeke: heh
Zeke: try google: "sethu prakash rapist"
Guido: I think not
Zeke: heh
Zeke: you might find your illegitimate kids alive
Guido: Ha! Google "Pradeep Kumar" rapist
Guido: Many, many hits
Zeke: heh
Guido: Kids were never mentioned
Zeke: hehe
Guido: at least not illegitimate. In fact he never said anything about marriage at all
Zeke: hehe
Guido: All I know is I repented and lived the rest of my life doing good
Zeke: excellent
Zeke: but that lil bit is left
Guido: I'm sure I've added to it by now
Zeke: ahhh
Zeke: confessions of a cow killer
Guido: But putting up with you has greatly decreased my karmic load, I'm sure
Zeke: why drag me into it?
Zeke: me, the perfect human being
Guido: Excuse me. I'm laughing so hard over here, I think I might pass out
Zeke: your current fetish?: tickling yourself?
Zeke: tch tch
Guido: I'm ignoring that.
Zeke: heh
Guido: Your son emailed me. He's upset about your building's stupid 'no pets' rule
Zeke: i am happy abou8t it
Guido: What have you got against a cute little kitten or puppy?
Zeke: can''t handle
Guido: You could name it Bob or Sparky.
Zeke: danny more like it
Zeke: i better go crash man
Guido: Ok, man
Zeke: else will sit the whole night thru
Zeke: whats hapening to the house?
Guido: Nothing. Still looking at duplexes
Guido: Housing prices are dropping, but still pretty high
Zeke: interest rates are going up
Guido: I know
Guido: it will even out
Guido: well, go to bed
Zeke: mhm
Zeke: seeya later
Guido: namaste, fucker