Vlad Yakamura: You again, huh?
Ilsa Fujimoto: uuuugh, there you are
Vlad Yakamura: Yes, full after my sandwich
Ilsa Fujimoto: I had a good lunch too, decided to go 70s shopping tomorrow
Vlad Yakamura: Gee Mr. Peabody, why not just hop in the Wayback machine and actually go to the disgusting 1970s?
Ilsa Fujimoto: Sounds like a plan
Vlad Yakamura: Do you remember Mr. Peabody and Sherman?
Ilsa Fujimoto: yup
Vlad Yakamura: Hey Ilsa, watch me pull a rabbit out of this hat.
Ilsa Fujimoto: hehe
Vlad Yakamura: I want a job where I can watch Rocky & Bullwinkle
Ilsa Fujimoto: can't you now online?
Vlad Yakamura: No
Vlad Yakamura: Even if I could, I'm working
Vlad Yakamura: Boooooo
Ilsa Fujimoto: how about those down times when you read magazines?
Vlad Yakamura: HOW DARE YOU?
Vlad Yakamura: I only read those on my officially-sanctioned lunch hour
Ilsa Fujimoto: ummm, yeah, okay
Vlad Yakamura: Or if I'm running a large file
Ilsa Fujimoto: perfect time for Rocky & Bullwinkle
Vlad Yakamura: Buy me the DVDs and a portable player
Ilsa Fujimoto: you can watch it online for free
Vlad Yakamura: Probably illegally
Vlad Yakamura: way to advise, Ms. Law and Order
Ilsa Fujimoto: I'm not talking about an illegal download
Ilsa Fujimoto: lots of this stuff is free
Ilsa Fujimoto: besides I'm not a D.A.
Vlad Yakamura: still an officer of the court
Vlad Yakamura: Is there a reward if I turn a bad lawyer in to the bar association?
Ilsa Fujimoto: still not what I was advising you to do
Vlad Yakamura: I was just asking
Vlad Yakamura: in case I run into a shady lawyer
Ilsa Fujimoto: no reward, only the kind that comes from knowing you did the right thing
Vlad Yakamura: Forget that mess
Ilsa Fujimoto: well, that's all you get
Vlad Yakamura: I hate not getting rewards for whistle blowing
Ilsa Fujimoto: well, at least you don't get killed for it
Vlad Yakamura: small consolation
Vlad Yakamura: still three more hours to go
Vlad Yakamura: It's getting tight when I swallow and my neck and shoulders are getting stiff
Ilsa Fujimoto: congrats, you have menigitis
Vlad Yakamura: I thought a headache was involved in that
Ilsa Fujimoto: usually but not always
Vlad Yakamura: My greatest medical hopes is that I never have either a spinal tap or bladder catheter
Ilsa Fujimoto: didn't you already have a catheter
Vlad Yakamura: Uh, no
Vlad Yakamura: You're thinking of the colostomy
Ilsa Fujimoto: I'm going stir crazy
Vlad Yakamura: Talk to the warden and ask to get put on kitchen detail
Ilsa Fujimoto: I'm going to go foraging now. Later