Vladimir: How was the hoosegow?
Ilsa: splendid
Vladimir: always good to hear
Ilsa: I left my friggin id there now I have to go back tomorrow
Vladimir: Driver's license?
Ilsa: and bar card
Vladimir: They keep them?
Ilsa: when you sign in
Vladimir: Good to know
Ilsa: they're the only place that does
Vladimir: Hear about the guilty verdicts?
Ilsa: enron
Vladimir: yep
Ilsa: yes
Vladimir: We had a nice, pointless meeting at 1
Ilsa: yeah, how long did it last
Vladimir: In real time, 1/2 hour. In boredom time, it took hours
Ilsa: I see and how did you solve the lunch dilema
Vladimir: I opened my magic Spongebob lunchbox
Ilsa: well, if you had lunch there already, why were you wondering what to do?
Vladimir: I wasn't in the mood for it
Ilsa: ahhh
Vladimir: but i ate it anyway
Ilsa: you gave in to inerta
Vladimir: yes. the path of least resistance
Ilsa: so, what did you have?
Vladimir: my sandwich and a banana
Vladimir: and some roasted almonds
Ilsa: what kind of sandwich was it
Vladimir: PB&J
Vladimir: strawberry
Ilsa: I'm having mixed nuts right now
Vladimir: I just bet you are
Ilsa: salty
Vladimir: Mmmm, salty, salty nuts
Vladimir: I usually buy the lightly salted.
Ilsa: quite tasty
Vladimir: Mmm, cashews
Ilsa: cashews, macadamias, and almonds
Vladimir: oh my
Ilsa: you betcha
Vladimir: I'm leaving at 4 and going to the library
Ilsa: cool
Vladimir: they close fridays before 5 and are closed on Saturday because of the holiday
Ilsa: but today is Thurs
Vladimir: Yes. If I don't go tonight, I won't get any new books for the weekends
Ilsa: oh
Ilsa: I'm sure you can borrow some from Christopher's family
Vladimir: I read all the Where's Waldo books
Ilsa: hehe
Vladimir: and you spelled it wrong
Ilsa: what?
Vladimir: Kristopher, I think
Ilsa: How Arryan
Vladimir: sieg heil
Vladimir: grilled chicken salad for dinner
Ilsa: tuna salad or omlette
Vladimir: You and the omelettes
Vladimir: why don't you just marry them?
Ilsa: maybe I already did in a secret ceremony
Vladimir: nice
Vladimir: are you going to put ham, scallions, tomatoes and cheese in it?
Ilsa: no tomato, no ham but yes scallions, white onions, chives, cheese
Vladimir: I could go for a skillet thing. With eggs, potatoes, peppers, tomatoes and cheese
Vladimir: and some toast on the side
Ilsa: come on over, just bring the ingredients I don't have and I'll make it for you
Vladimir: Mommy just asked what the plural of 'list' is
Ilsa: did you kick her in the teeth
Vladimir: No, I'm just mocking her online
Ilsa: not quite as satisfying but close
Vladimir: It involves less lawsuits
Vladimir: and crying
Ilsa: well, unless someone leaves the email on her desk like my sister did
Vladimir: Huh?
Ilsa: I'll tell you later
Vladimir: Ok. I'll be on pins and needles
Ilsa: call me when you get home
Vladimir: believe me, I just might
Ilsa: k, coming over for a skillet?
Vladimir: No, I have to go to the library
Ilsa: okay,
Vladimir: It's more than a book, you know
Ilsa: peace out