Vlad: I thought I smelled skank.
Princess Tofu: i was waiting to hear from you asshole. I was eating a yogurt
Vlad: why were you waiting to hear from me? I thought you were going to call when you were done with your haircut and stuff
Princess Tofu: I wasn't sure if you were up yet?
Princess Tofu: cunt
Vlad: If you called, you would have found out. And what's with the foul langauge?
Princess Tofu: I hate to wake you early you delicate little flower
Vlad: I've been awake. The cats rarely let me sleep in
Princess Tofu: hard to sleep with pussy on your face
Vlad: You'd know, wouldn't you?
Princess Tofu: jealous?
Vlad: not so much
Princess Tofu: let's say about 11:30. I just have to rewet my hair and put on some makeup.
Vlad: I'm down with that. Call before you trip daintly out the door
Princess Tofu: Love ya!
Vlad: not if I see you first!
Vlad: I mean, back atcha
Princess Tofu: Bastard!
Vlad: bye
Princess Tofu: bye