Princess Tofu: Morning sunshine
Guido: are you trying to be funny?
Princess Tofu: yes
Guido: ahhh
Princess Tofu: what's up kitten?
Guido: nothing. i'm going to shower and get something to eat
Princess Tofu: That sounds just lovely.
Guido: yourself?
Princess Tofu: I'm going by mom today
Guido: sorry
Princess Tofu: that's not nice. it's a great opportunity to help remember my fathers service in the navy. he was at the bay of pigs in cuba, so I'm going to pop out from behind a bush, scream in spanish, and shoot at him!
Guido: viva la cuba
Princess Tofu: amen
Princess Tofu: viva la revolucion
Guido: si
Princess Tofu: what are you doing with your day?
Guido: not seeing my mom
Princess Tofu: lucky bastard! I bet your dad wishes the same thing
Guido: hehe
Princess Tofu: no really what are you doing?
Guido: nothing
Princess Tofu: God you are so creative with your time off
Guido: it's hot out
Princess Tofu: blow me
Guido: will that make it less hot?
Princess Tofu: maybe
Guido: i have no plans
Guido: maybe drop by Robin's house and get a package
Princess Tofu: planning an early retirement?
Guido: uh, no
Guido: i have an ebay purchase there
Princess Tofu: what did you buy
Guido: something very special
Princess Tofu: like what?
Guido: many things are special
Princess Tofu: what in particular did you purchase monsier
Guido: none of your beeswax
Guido: maybe it's bondage porn
Guido: the good stuff from Japan
Princess Tofu: weeeeeeeeeee
Princess Tofu: I just got a painted ganesha from india on ebay
Guido: why?
Princess Tofu: cause it was pretty
Guido: i see
Princess Tofu: i like pretty shiney things
Guido: but not spelling, i see
Princess Tofu: up yours
Guido: cram
Guido: it
Princess Tofu: i paid for that "e" and i'm using it
Guido: go get me some food and bring it over
Princess Tofu: fuck you
Guido: wow, such hostility. it was a simple request
Princess Tofu: It's hot outside. And it is so cool in here. I couldn't break a sweat if i was on fire!
Guido: you could come over and do pedicures and watch 'Stargate Atlantis'
Princess Tofu: How is that fun for me?
Guido: i'll make popcorn and i have cold, frosty sodas
Princess Tofu: I' d love to, but I have things to do!
Princess Tofu: Oh, and I have to work tonight bitch
Guido: so?
Guido: what a whiner
Princess Tofu: I need to save my strength. They turn the air off on weekends
Guido: maybe i'll go see some movies
Princess Tofu: At least it's air conditioned
Guido: M:I:III
Princess Tofu: I'll bring my stuff on saturday and we can play spa
Guido: fun. i'll make avocado masks
Princess Tofu: you charmer!
Guido: and a sea salt scrub!
Princess Tofu: I prefer a sugar scrub
Princess Tofu: maybe we can condition our hair and play dream date
Guido: yes, that would be interesting
Princess Tofu: naked
Guido: and I do have the 'out and very gay' towels
Princess Tofu: fabulous
Guido: i have to go wash those
Guido: i changed my sheets and used my new pillows. Ahhhh, like heaven
Princess Tofu: What did the kids think
Guido: they LOVED them
Princess Tofu: yes, because they didn't pay for them
Princess Tofu: freeloaders
Guido: nothing is worse than cheap pussy
Princess Tofu: and I should know
Guido: i hear that
Guido: it does take one to know one
Princess Tofu: Oh I found the article about the short guy that wasn't sent to prison. I'm going on a crime spree!
Guido: I saw it
Princess Tofu: How nutty is that?
Guido: it's insane, all right. there's a fly in my house
Princess Tofu: And........
Guido: just a running commentary
Princess Tofu: nice. my ass itches
Guido: there's a shocker
Princess Tofu: alert the media
Guido: they can probably tell already
Princess Tofu: how so
Guido: I don't know. I have to go get ready to face my day
Princess Tofu: stride on young soldier
Guido: thanks, old crone
Princess Tofu: ass
Guido: have a lovely day
Princess Tofu: you to sweetikins
Guido: buh-bye
Princess Tofu: bye