Vlad: Casa Despair is trying to kill me
Ilsa: brb
Vlad: ok
Ilsa: how now, brown cow
Vlad: mooooo
Ilsa: what's the Casa Despair update?
Vlad: I got a shock off of the light switch last night
Ilsa: yikes
Vlad: It's where dreams go to die and people do, too
Ilsa: exactly, maybe we can turn it into a blockbuster
Ilsa: who would play you?
Vlad: angelina jolie
Ilsa: me too
Vlad: I would be played by a nicely placed card table
Ilsa: how bout a ficus
Vlad: sure
Ilsa: what did you have for lunch
Vlad: porkbelly
Ilsa: what kind of sandwhich?
Vlad: turkey
Ilsa: I'm having tuna salad right now. Can I call you and tell you about today's tupidity
Ilsa: stupidity
Vlad: tell away