Vladimir Yakamura: did you work last night?
Princess Tofu: you bet your ass!
Vladimir Yakamura: my, how positive
Princess Tofu: I have a stupid dentist's appt this morning at 10:10am.
Vladimir Yakamura: enjoy the old magazines in the waiting room
Princess Tofu: nope. It's all gay porn.
Vladimir Yakamura: that's some progressive dentist
Princess Tofu: You bet!
Vladimir Yakamura: i still feel like shit
Princess Tofu: With the money I pay that fucker, it should be all first editions.
Vladimir Yakamura: first editions of dirty magazines?
Princess Tofu: No, books.
Princess Tofu: I think I helped pay for his divorce.
Vladimir Yakamura: that's fair since you caused it
Princess Tofu: Bullshit! I never got a piece of ass when he was filling my teeth. He never even touched me indecently! Dammit!
Vladimir Yakamura: file a complaint with the ADA
Princess Tofu: Yeah I could just see that now. I'd like to file a complaint because my dentist isn't having sex with me!
Princess Tofu: Or feeling me up!
Princess Tofu: Or anything!
Princess Tofu: I pay him enough to fondle me. What's the problem.
Princess Tofu: I think a little inapporpriate touching is called for.
Vladimir Yakamura: well, Princess Tofu, I think the gay porn in the lobby would be a giveaway
Princess Tofu: Yes, but it's lesbian porn.
Vladimir Yakamura: maybe you need to bring a friend
Princess Tofu: how hot would that be!
Vladimir Yakamura: see? he might touch you then
Princess Tofu: A little menage a tois and turn and spit. Oooo-la-la!
Princess Tofu: Maybe i could bring his ex-wife. She sounds like a man.
Vladimir Yakamura: i won't ask how you know that
Princess Tofu: She came in once when he used to have an office by himself on lincoln avenue. He pulled my tooth and i was bleeding like a pig. I was laying on the couch and didn't look up, but, I heard her say hello and thought it was a guy.
Vladimir Yakamura: mabye it was brenda vaccaro
Princess Tofu: it sure sounded like it.
Vladimir Yakamura: i will be running home and slugging back the Nyquil
Princess Tofu: You are leaving work already you pussy!
Vladimir Yakamura: no, probably around lunch time
Princess Tofu: you are such a girl about pain. Suck it up, buttercup!
Vladimir Yakamura: it's not about pain, it's about the dizziness
Princess Tofu: You are sitting down, aren't you?
Vladimir Yakamura: as far as I can tell, yes
Vladimir Yakamura: driving here was really exciting
Princess Tofu: I have to leave for the dentist now. i'll be watching the news to see if you had an accident on the way home. Jehovah be with you my brother.
Vladimir Yakamura: thanks. good luck with the fondling dreams
Princess Tofu: Dreams! Hell, I'm going to make it a reality!
Vladimir Yakamura: push up bra and low rise jeans?
Princess Tofu: No bra and no pants!
Vladimir Yakamura: and I'll look for YOU on the news after being 'escorted' out of a local dentist's office
Princess Tofu: thanks! bye