Vladimir Yakamura: What's big, white and boxy and does a ton of laundry?
Princess Tofu: Your house boy?
Vladimir Yakamura: No, my new Russian maid, Svetlana
Vladimir Yakamura: or...my brand new washing machine!
Princess Tofu: When did they deliver it?
Vladimir Yakamura: Well, they didn't. I'm scheduled tomorrow between the convenient hours of 2 and 6pm
Princess Tofu: Or between 3 am and midnight.
Vladimir Yakamura: I'm sure something will be amiss with the whole process
Vladimir Yakamura: they will deliver it but won't bring it in the house or something
Princess Tofu: I wish I could be there to see the look on their faces when they see the stairs!
Vladimir Yakamura: The stairs are fine, it's the landing that gives me the heebie jeebies
Princess Tofu: Yeah, but you don't have to take it down there as far as we know.
Vladimir Yakamura: I'm told they will take it down and install it, but won't bring the other one upstairs
Princess Tofu: Have you called the junk guy yet?
Vladimir Yakamura: nope. not until the upstairs is done
Princess Tofu: How's that going by the way?
Vladimir Yakamura: he's coming on thurs
Princess Tofu: Or so he says........
Princess Tofu: I hope you are not betting the farm on that!
Vladimir Yakamura: eh, we'll see
Princess Tofu: If he doesn't come I can curse him for you.
Vladimir Yakamura: i'm at the point of not caring anymore
Princess Tofu: Oh, that's not the little man i've always known. Where's mr positive?
Vladimir Yakamura: Up yours, that's where!
Princess Tofu: That's more like it!
Vladimir Yakamura: Heh. I made some really good empanadas yesterday
Princess Tofu: With your handy little plastic empanada makers?
Vladimir Yakamura: You bet your ass, sister
Princess Tofu: What did you put in them?
Vladimir Yakamura: I just browned onions, ground turkey, penzey's taco seasoning, chili powder, cumin and oregano. then added a can of diced tomatoes and cooked it down.
Princess Tofu: OOOOOOOOOO! That sounds good!
Vladimir Yakamura: It was. baked them with a whisper of olive oil on the top
Princess Tofu: Didn't you use an "Egg wash"?
Vladimir Yakamura: not this time, Sandy
Vladimir Yakamura: but I did use top shelf booze
Princess Tofu: Amen!
Princess Tofu: I'd love to see the budget for that show. I bet she's on the christmas card list of every liquor distibutor around the world.
Vladimir Yakamura: each show's food budget is like 100 bucks and the booze budget is like 500
Princess Tofu: I doubt the food budget is that much.
Vladimir Yakamura: heh
Vladimir Yakamura: how much is koolwhip?
Princess Tofu: Generic is like 1.29
Vladimir Yakamura: she uses the real thing
Princess Tofu: 1,69
Vladimir Yakamura: heh
Princess Tofu: 79 cents for pudding. 50 dollars for plastic bags.
Vladimir Yakamura: her extract budget must be huge, too
Princess Tofu: I bet she's on their christmas list too!
ought the extract out of the closet into the respectable mainstream of cooking.
Vladimir Yakamura: well, out of the closet, anyway
Princess Tofu: I know why too; alchohol! Extracts have alchohol!
Vladimir Yakamura: So does Nyquil.
Vladimir Yakamura: speaking of coming out of the closet, you know what would be fun? Soliciting teenage boys on our work computers and then blaming the boys.
Princess Tofu: Isn't that just sweet. It's funny how that is becoming a very republican problem.
Vladimir Yakamura: Talk radio is condeming it as a witch hunt. And the White Houses' press secretary referred to the emails as 'naughty'
Princess Tofu: Did you hear about his instant messages? they were rife with getting naked.
Vladimir Yakamura: I know! talking about beating off and getting lucky. He apparently met one of the boys once. No word on if they did the nasty, but still
Princess Tofu: Not "Nasty", it's "Naughty".
Vladimir Yakamura: "I'm solicitng underage kids, I'm naughty, tee hee"
Princess Tofu: The part i like the most is this is not the first time. He got the finger wagging a couple of years ago and the speaker of the house knew it.
Vladimir Yakamura: Charming, isn't it? The party of traditional values.
Princess Tofu: Gay marriage will send our country to hell, but soliciting kids......
Vladimir Yakamura: Hey, it's cool. All the creepy old men are doing it. It's natural. just like in Greece back in the day.
Princess Tofu: You know I would take democratic bribe taking over pedophilia any day.
Vladimir Yakamura: Yes, and of course talk radio wants us to believe that Clinton schtupping another adult is the same thing as a Senator soliciting kids on company computers.
Princess Tofu: Maybe the Republican convention is going to be sponsored by NAMBLA.
Vladimir Yakamura: It's a great tie-in
Vladimir Yakamura: I smell a grass-roots movement!
Princess Tofu: Here's a joke,
Princess Tofu: Damn! lost my train of thought!
Vladimir Yakamura: choo choo
Vladimir Yakamura: Muffins?
Vladimir Yakamura: Donkeys?
Vladimir Yakamura: Ming Vases?
Vladimir Yakamura: Holly Hunter
Princess Tofu: How about the convention slogan,"it's all greek to me"
Vladimir Yakamura: That rocks!
Vladimir Yakamura: I'm seeing a Toga party
Vladimir Yakamura: "no underpants allowed"
Vladimir Yakamura: "or chicks"
Princess Tofu: How Spartacus!
Vladimir Yakamura: I love you, Spartacus! Vote for me!
Princess Tofu: Schweet!
Vladimir Yakamura: What else is new?
Princess Tofu: Nothing much. My mouth herpies, i mean sore is healing up.
Vladimir Yakamura: Fun
Vladimir Yakamura: I just processed a bunch of red peppers and put them in the freezer
Princess Tofu: Soon i'll be able to open bottles with my teeth again.
Vladimir Yakamura: that would ruin your stage act, won't it?
Princess Tofu: hell yeah!
Vladimir Yakamura: I suppose you still have the ping pong balls
Princess Tofu: Ah the balls!
Vladimir Yakamura: On Saturday, ask me about the 'breast tenderness' story
Vladimir Yakamura: Make a note of it
Princess Tofu: Now you have my attention. Tell me now!
Vladimir Yakamura: No, it's funnier in person. It's involved
Princess Tofu: Can't wait
Vladimir Yakamura: You will also have to admire my new blood pressure monitor
Princess Tofu: You had your doctor visit!
Vladimir Yakamura: Yeah
Princess Tofu: Sounds like it went well.
Vladimir Yakamura: it was fine. A real swell time. They're going to CT my remaining adrenal gland
Princess Tofu: Oh crap! Their not taking that one out too? You'll never be able to run in case of danger.
Vladimir Yakamura: They just want to look at it. Lord knows why
Princess Tofu: You aren't having problems again are you?
Vladimir Yakamura: No, they are just nosy.
Princess Tofu: Tell them to fuck off.
Vladimir Yakamura: I should. Bastards
Vladimir Yakamura: as if I have CT money to throw around
Princess Tofu: Their just milking your insurance for needless tests.
Vladimir Yakamura: it's the american way
Princess Tofu: They should "candle" you like an egg.
Vladimir Yakamura: I'll suggest that
Vladimir Yakamura: I have to go heat up some dinner
Princess Tofu: Me too
Vladimir Yakamura: Yum
Vladimir Yakamura: I'm having a humble repast of soup and a crust of bread
Princess Tofu: I'm having a tuna salad sandwich.
Vladimir Yakamura: Pickles?
Princess Tofu: no
Vladimir Yakamura: I like a little dill pickle chopped up in mine
Princess Tofu: This is from the store, not homemade.
Vladimir Yakamura: you know what little pickles remind me of?
Princess Tofu: No!
Vladimir Yakamura: small cucumbers
Princess Tofu: ?
Vladimir Yakamura: pickles are made from cucumbers
Princess Tofu: I get that.
Princess Tofu: I thought there was a joke
Vladimir Yakamura: Not really
Princess Tofu: What a letdown.
Princess Tofu: Go eat so you can keep up your strength.
Vladimir Yakamura: Thanks. See you later
Princess Tofu: Bye Honey!