Vladimir Yakamura: Hey Mush Mouth
Princess Tofu: hello butthead
Vladimir Yakamura: better that than Beavis. dumbass
Princess Tofu: whatever
Vladimir Yakamura: What's new?
Princess Tofu: i'm so high right now
Vladimir Yakamura: dope is for dopes, Princess Tofu
Princess Tofu: this is pain meds
Vladimir Yakamura: what a baby. fight through the pain
Vladimir Yakamura: pretend it's childbirth
Princess Tofu: Yes, i will use you as my example of how to fight the pain,"Toenator"
Vladimir Yakamura: Hey bitch, all I could take was Tylenol
Vladimir Yakamura: those alleged painkillers they gave me did nothing
Vladimir Yakamura: not even a buzz
Princess Tofu: This is doing nothing for the pain, but i could care less
Vladimir Yakamura: our meeting went until 11pm last night
Princess Tofu: what meeting
Vladimir Yakamura: Monthly Princess Tofu Sucks meeting. Your mom gave another hilarious speech.
Princess Tofu: I slept overnight at her house. She was there
Vladimir Yakamura: well, what meeting do you think? the festival meeting
Princess Tofu: What the hell did you talk about til 11 pm
Vladimir Yakamura: the Zionist government
Princess Tofu: Damn jews
Vladimir Yakamura: Calm down there, Mel
Princess Tofu: I'm sorry, everytime i get drunk, I blame them for all the wars in the world.
Vladimir Yakamura: I hope you call everyone 'sugar tits'
Princess Tofu: But of course
Vladimir Yakamura: we've got two weeks before the festival, we've got things to do
Vladimir Yakamura: last minute prep
Vladimir Yakamura: cookbooks
Vladimir Yakamura: signage
Princess Tofu: lovely. Who is taking care of all this?
Vladimir Yakamura: all of us
Princess Tofu: what a delight
Vladimir Yakamura: the excitement is building...can't you feel it?
Princess Tofu: Like a bad case of gas
Vladimir Yakamura: i can't wait to see the tshirts
Princess Tofu: I'm all a quiver
Vladimir Yakamura: you better be. I want to see good attitudes this year from all the volunteers. Or I'm breaking some knees
Princess Tofu: Oh, i'll be attached to you like a barnacle
Vladimir Yakamura: You'll be trained to handle the volunteer table and get those people checked in and in the appropriate areas.
Princess Tofu: fabulous, I can't wait to deal with all the crazy white folks
Vladimir Yakamura: there will be a lot of them
Vladimir Yakamura: and elderly white folks, too
Princess Tofu: oh great, Old f*ucken white people
Vladimir Yakamura: I'm hoping the smelly 'holy man' with his homemade bedazzled staff shows up again and tries to get in free
Princess Tofu: His ass is mine. I'll take care of the instant "shaman"..Bless this Bitch!
Vladimir Yakamura: oh, I told him to piss off last year
Vladimir Yakamura: and to introduce himself to Mr Mouthwash
Princess Tofu: I'm going to introduce him to the point of my shoe.
Vladimir Yakamura: he might hit you with his mighty staff of arts & crafts
Princess Tofu: not if i hit him with mine first
Vladimir Yakamura: his has jewels, feathers, shells, bits of rickrack, beads and possibly shards of glass
Princess Tofu: mine has a stick with a chain and a ball with spikes
Vladimir Yakamura: seriously, his breath will kill you at 100 paces
Princess Tofu: i'll wear a mask
Princess Tofu: maybe i could light his breath
Vladimir Yakamura: what should I have for lunch?
Princess Tofu: monkey
Vladimir Yakamura: i had that for dinner
Princess Tofu: cheetah
Vladimir Yakamura: tastes like chicken
Vladimir Yakamura: maybe I'll have some spicy noodles
Princess Tofu: oooooooooooo
Vladimir Yakamura: I know
Vladimir Yakamura: loves me some spicy noodles
Princess Tofu: me too
Vladimir Yakamura: i want to go to Penzeys to smell things, but I'm not in need of anything at the moment
Princess Tofu: did you get the catalog with the free item coupon
Vladimir Yakamura: i got the catalogue but haven't read it yet. it's on the floor somewhere
Princess Tofu: there are 2 new 4/s salts
Vladimir Yakamura: ooh, new salt technology. it's like living in the space age!
Princess Tofu: yes it is mr. jetson
Vladimir Yakamura: thanks, astro
Princess Tofu: one is smokey and one is spicy
Vladimir Yakamura: just like me
Princess Tofu: nice
Vladimir Yakamura: thanks
Princess Tofu: u r welcome
Vladimir Yakamura: maybe I should go to Chin's
Vladimir Yakamura: for Firecracker Noodles!
Princess Tofu: i have never been there
Vladimir Yakamura: it's alright. the noodles are so tasty
Princess Tofu: how can it be alright if the noodles are so tasty
Vladimir Yakamura: the rest of the food is ok, but the noodles are spectacular!
Princess Tofu: where is this place?
Vladimir Yakamura: it's a chain, so many places
Vladimir Yakamura: i go to the one on Bluemound
Princess Tofu: where on bluemound?
Vladimir Yakamura: i don't know. up from my work along that stretch of strip malls
Princess Tofu: so west of you then.
Vladimir Yakamura: sure
Vladimir Yakamura: i'm not Rand McNally
Princess Tofu: or Marco Polo obviously
Vladimir Yakamura: are you accusing me of not finding a trade route to China?
Princess Tofu: yes
Vladimir Yakamura: that's the worst thing you've ever said to me
Princess Tofu: oh i can think of a list of other things that were bad, "can't accesorize.
Vladimir Yakamura: that's true
Princess Tofu: i'm falling asleep as i type
Vladimir Yakamura: so go to bed
Vladimir Yakamura: you coming over or are you wussing out?
Princess Tofu: wussing out bitch
Vladimir Yakamura: wow, how rude
Vladimir Yakamura: i hope you get dry socket
Princess Tofu: i've already had that once. You whore.
Vladimir Yakamura: i hope you get root rot
Princess Tofu: It makes your pussy gout look like a picnic
Vladimir Yakamura: it took me a second to parse out that sentence
Princess Tofu: ?
Vladimir Yakamura: well, I read "It makes your pussy"
Vladimir Yakamura: and then I saw "look like"
Princess Tofu: whatever hooked on phonics
Vladimir Yakamura: fine, I'll talk to you over the weekend or next week
Vladimir Yakamura: rot in hell!
Princess Tofu: back at you mr happy